i will party on your dead body

theworstwarriors:

Submitter:
And suddenly, the orange thing in the background attacked.

Submitter:

And suddenly, the orange thing in the background attacked.

When my brother's in the shower...

 -waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
 -hears him singing-
me: will you quit singing?
brother: what?
me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
brother: WOMAN
brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
brother: MY BALLS
brother: AND MY SOUL

satanchinatsu:

w a t.

dont worr y ur my favorite

n1nfia

!!!!!<333

punkcub:

tumblhurr:

createvi:

dai-ruinas:

Deep.

truly inspirational

josiahfiles:

screams at butt

equius-more-like-sexquius:

sweet-bitsy:

jawneggderp:

alfreds-mangina-of-freedom:

cancerously:

witchofblood:

vigilantism:

We all know how Asian parents are. Instead of giving you a sensible opinion, they give you lectures.

My mother spent her sweet time lecturing me and telling me why these characters are the way she described them.

In Chinese it sounds so much funnier but omg I cried

This is hilarious, oh my Lord

BEING A HOOKER IS A BAD PROFESSION

OH MY LORD

he looks like your little sister

why does he look like a happy troublemaker

LOOK AT YOURSELF

sollux is a good boy